All I Could Hear is Pussy! - Brazzers

Charles Dera was attempting to weasel his way out of jury duty by feigning def. In order to escape this civic obligation, he believed he could fabricate a doctor's note. When he arrived at Dr. Priya's office, he tried his best to appear ill and in need of medical attention. However, the doctor saw through his ruse after conducting some highly specialized tests on him.

The first test involved a physical examination where Dr. Priya checked his vital signs, reflexes, and listened to his heart rate and breathing. Despite his attempts to appear sick, all of Charles's vitals were normal, causing the doctor to raise an eyebrow.

Next, the doctor administered a series of neurological tests to assess his cognitive function and ability to concentrate. These tests involved remembering complex sequences of numbers and letters as well as identifying objects amidst distractions. Again, Charles struggled with the tests due to his inability to focus on the task at hand.

Finally, Dr. Priya decided to test Charles's eyesight by showing him a series of letters on a chart. Suspecting foul play, she included a hidden word among the letters. Much to her amusement, Charles couldn't spot the word, but she noticed a telltale bulge in his pants. Realizing that Charles was attempting to skip jury duty to engage in more sinful activities involving porn, she knew she had to put an end to his charade.

Dr. Priya declared Charles completely healthy and dismissed him from her office. Before he left, she handed him a note reading "GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC!" She knew that this would be enough to land him back in court, where he belonged instead of indulging in his filthy fantasies. From then on, whenever Charles thought about trying to skip out on his civic duty again, he would remember the stern look on Dr. Priya's face and the humiliation of being caught red-handed in his perverse plans.